...AND IT CAME TO PASS

 

Faux News – Breaking News

“News flash: Authorities report two unidentified goons stormed the Put It Back Alley Cabinet headquarters late last night—wrecking property, harassing the homeless, and assaulting PIB Director of Public Health, Blackout Bob.”

“Bob’s condition remains unclear. Sources say he will require significant sobering up before he can be expected to feel anything.”

“The attackers also burned Bob’s Red Cross cardboard box—believed to be both his office and bedroom—to ashes.”

“Security footage captured a grainy image of the suspects: two well-dressed men in expensive suits behaving extremely unprofessionally.”

“Authorities urge anyone with information to contact the FBI’s anti-terror division.”

A NEW PROPHECY EMERGES

 

Blackout Bob's Hero Arch Epilog

 The hero enjoys a hero's celebration 

But did they celebrate too soon??p

Muscle memory panic grips the hero  and his cohorts 

And in a fit of rage the butcher grabs the first thing he can trow as a projectile 

And this heroic tale concludes

Blackout Bob's Hero Arch Chapter Four

 

Discovering the secret ingredient to Hammurabis Code 5 Chili is horse meat from a wood chipper,  Our hero realizes he needs an exit strategy!

Quick thinkimg leads to a brilliant plan!  Public urination is always a good idea in Blackout Bob's world.

....and it works like a charm!

But the real challenge is to protect the public from the evil Hammurabis Code 5 Chili.  And Bob knows exactly what to do!

And this is jow Blackput Bob, the Director of Public Health. Who was appointed by an unelected candidate for an office that doesn’t exist, became a Hero!

Blackout Bobs Hero Arch Chapter 3

 

Blackout Bobs Hero Arch: ChapterTwo

 

Blackout Bob's Hero Arch: Chapter One

Chapter One:  The health incident

We find two old homeless friends, Bugeye Fred and Tweak enjoying a meal together, when suddenly things go wrong.
 

Bugeye feels deathly ill, Tweak is disoriented but knows he must take quick action

Grabbing a bottle of Thunderbird, Tweak rushes to send out a distress call

In a mighty effort Tweak scurried up a downspout to get as high off the ground as possible

Stretching out as far as he could, Tweak takes the bottle of Thunderbird from the brown paper bag and holds out to catch the bright light from a nearby street lamp

The public sees the distress signal all over town with various reactions

Completing the Hurclean effort, Tweak loses his grip on the downspout and falls to the alley floor

The two old friends huddle together as pain and illness consumes their bodies. Tweak's jaw seems locked shut

But across town a hero emerges from his PIB Director of Public Health office