Drumright Disaster

 Well, friends… it finally happened.

There I was in Drumright, Oklahoma—the hub of one of the greatest pipelines the world has ever known, built by the strong hands of strong men. I was speaking at a rally, and my supporters—wearing our proud “PUT IT BACK” campaign hats—showed up by the tens of thousands. It was beautiful.

Just as I reached the part where I explained how we’d fund massive AI expansion by eliminating programs with little to no tax base—like support for widows, orphans, and single mothers—I reminded folks that if those people want food and shelter, they can always go get a job like the jobs that existed before AI replaced them.

But cutting unnecessary programs like feeding starving children isn’t enough. Powering data centers—and eventually those long‑promised sex robots—will require enormous local resources. So, like Americans in World War II, we’ll all need to tighten our belts and prepare for utility bills rising three… maybe even seven… times what we pay today for gas, electricity, water, and wastewater.

That’s when I thought I heard a supporter yell, “Put it back!”I looked up, smiled, gave a confident thumbs‑up—and… well… every red campaign cap was gone.They were booing me.

I tried to explain we’re building a better future, and we can’t expect investors like Elon, Zuckerdude, or Jeffy Bezos over at Walmart to foot the entire bill. This is our shared future—one where nobody has to work like a dog all day, because AI will do all those the jobs faster and cheaper.

That’s when the first vegetable hit.Leaf lettuce, I think. Soft… but symbolic.

Now, I’m not sure why world‑leader candidates don’t get Secret Service protection from liberal agitators who clearly pushed past all those unarmed Oklahoma supporters. But even standing there, completely vulnerable, I was unafraid to lead with the dignity this country deserves.

Stick with me, friends, as we tell Congress exactly what the American people are saying:

PUT IT BACK .  WE’RE NOT PAYING FOR THAT.