Opprobrious: The Director of Prescience Research and Park Bench Napping Press Announcement

September 11, 2026

PIB Back Alley Cabinet HQ

The world waits as Dr. Nastradamus is about to make his first public announcement.

Author's Note:

Please Note the Web Address is Opprobrius, which is missing the final O in the spelling. This was a conservation decision made by the crack Opprobrious team who felt it was unfair to make people type any more than necessary. It was not an accidental mispelling that would require a whole new blog to be created. That would imply laziness and a slothful demeanor as well as a eh.. STAFF that could work all day on a project and still get the title wrong. Therfore, it was a carefully calculated and designed conservation decision. And of course the thought of leaving the web address misspelled strikes us as.... Opprobrious.