Dude I know!! But there is this big push nation wide for everybody to "go green."
Personally, I keep seeing Bill Bixby telling the prison bully, "Please don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I am angry."
Then a whole new movie unfolds before my minds eye as I see the zipper of his 1970s, fashion, blue jeans, bulge, then rip open as a monstrous green erection springs forth. At that point the prison rape scene takes an ugly turn as the clean shaven white supremacist points and says "Look! He's into it!"
"And for what it's worth...I think you're funny and even though you didn't ask, I wouldn't have your baby out of wedlock."
Author's Note:
Please Note the Web Address is Opprobrius, which is missing the final O in the spelling. This was a conservation decision made by the crack Opprobrious team who felt it was unfair to make people type any more than necessary. It was not an accidental mispelling that would require a whole new blog to be created. That would imply laziness and a slothful demeanor as well as a eh.. STAFF that could work all day on a project and still get the title wrong. Therfore, it was a carefully calculated and designed conservation decision. And of course the thought of leaving the web address misspelled strikes us as.... Opprobrious.
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Kurt Vonygutt says:
You know that old parable about the tree falling in the woods when nobody is around to hear.. so maybe it never actually makes a sound? I mean... you know... think about it! The same thing applies to this blog that nobody ever reads!
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Dude I know!! But there is this big push nation wide for everybody to "go green."
Personally, I keep seeing Bill Bixby telling the prison bully, "Please don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I am angry."
Then a whole new movie unfolds before my minds eye as I see the zipper of his 1970s, fashion, blue jeans, bulge, then rip open as a monstrous green erection springs forth. At that point the prison rape scene takes an ugly turn as the clean shaven white supremacist points and says "Look! He's into it!"
::::: shudder::::::
Did I mention my minds sees things I wish I could erase from my memory all the time?
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