So September is gone and it's time to put the vagina away for another year. Don't worry, old Cris has you covered as October is Breast Cancer Awareness month.
Which as we all know, means... SAVE THE HOOTERS!!
Yes all month I will be checking out your rack for public health. I will boldly get in face and ask about mammograms, breast feeding and self examination. Then I will probably offer to examine your breasts for you as well as squish them while snapping pictures. All in the name of SAVE THE HOOTERS!
5 months ago