4 months ago
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Well I figured with the nation digging themselves out of the current winter storm, they might as well keep on digging for Science. I had a lot of requests for additional Ball Licking Man T-Shirts so I made a new design to capture the popularity of our quest to fill in the missing link of the fossil record.
For those of you new to the blog, last summer Opprobrious kicked off a hunt for a Hominid with an elongated trunk that would allow him to lick his private parts like most other animals. It is the belief of the collective brain trust here at Opprobrious.blogspot.com that for a brief shining moment this creature existed here on Earth. Unfortunately, we believe it quickly became extinct because it was able to lick it's own privates and therefore never bothered to reproduce. Opprobrious has offered a $10 billion dollar economic stimulus package application form to the first person to discover fossil evidence of this caveman that probably never left the cave.