Okay, now THAT is funny. I mean, really funny. You got some mad poetry skillz, Cris.
I hope you have a 'fraidy hole near your blue deathtrap - I mean, blue home on wheels. My house is entirely anchored to the ground and I have a 'fraidy hole. Because I'm an Okie.
"And for what it's worth...I think you're funny and even though you didn't ask, I wouldn't have your baby out of wedlock."
Author's Note:
Please Note the Web Address is Opprobrius, which is missing the final O in the spelling. This was a conservation decision made by the crack Opprobrious team who felt it was unfair to make people type any more than necessary. It was not an accidental mispelling that would require a whole new blog to be created. That would imply laziness and a slothful demeanor as well as a eh.. STAFF that could work all day on a project and still get the title wrong. Therfore, it was a carefully calculated and designed conservation decision. And of course the thought of leaving the web address misspelled strikes us as.... Opprobrious.
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Kurt Vonygutt says:
You know that old parable about the tree falling in the woods when nobody is around to hear.. so maybe it never actually makes a sound? I mean... you know... think about it! The same thing applies to this blog that nobody ever reads!
2 comments:
Okay, now THAT is funny. I mean, really funny. You got some mad poetry skillz, Cris.
I hope you have a 'fraidy hole near your blue deathtrap - I mean, blue home on wheels. My house is entirely anchored to the ground and I have a 'fraidy hole. Because I'm an Okie.
Yes I have my own 'fraidy hole. I am told it will withstand a Nuke-ya-lure attack, but might float out of the ground if we have too much rain.
Several years ago a co-worker went into an internet chat room for Okies. The big come-on line at that time was, "Hey baby, I got a double wide."
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