Now Now... I see what you are doing and it wont work here. I said my blog looked like it was created by a 3rd grader... but no child was responsible for this mess. I did it all myself.
Or would I look better if I blamed it on a kid...?
No! I am running on the platform that I am a stand up guy who just happens to be so short you didn't notice I WAS standing. So, I made this mess myself.
Monty on the other hand... well I hear that when she talks about her Kid Gloves... they really are made of kids!
"And for what it's worth...I think you're funny and even though you didn't ask, I wouldn't have your baby out of wedlock."
Author's Note:
Please Note the Web Address is Opprobrius, which is missing the final O in the spelling. This was a conservation decision made by the crack Opprobrious team who felt it was unfair to make people type any more than necessary. It was not an accidental mispelling that would require a whole new blog to be created. That would imply laziness and a slothful demeanor as well as a eh.. STAFF that could work all day on a project and still get the title wrong. Therfore, it was a carefully calculated and designed conservation decision. And of course the thought of leaving the web address misspelled strikes us as.... Opprobrious.
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Kurt Vonygutt says:
You know that old parable about the tree falling in the woods when nobody is around to hear.. so maybe it never actually makes a sound? I mean... you know... think about it! The same thing applies to this blog that nobody ever reads!
2 comments:
I KNEW IT! You two ARE in cahoots! You utilize the children for labor then she makes 'em into coats!
Y'all are just twisted. Twisted I say.
Now Now... I see what you are doing and it wont work here. I said my blog looked like it was created by a 3rd grader... but no child was responsible for this mess. I did it all myself.
Or would I look better if I blamed it on a kid...?
No! I am running on the platform that I am a stand up guy who just happens to be so short you didn't notice I WAS standing. So, I made this mess myself.
Monty on the other hand... well I hear that when she talks about her Kid Gloves... they really are made of kids!
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